Thursday, September 30, 2010

You'll have me committed.....

Just in case you thought that the wonderfully crazy dreams of Stacey stopped when I had a were wrong. I seriously could have a whole blog devoted to the ridiculous dreams that I have. Like the other night when I dreamt that I made my millions by knitting a "cozy" for headphones with a mic (think a cross between the headphones you got with your disc man and the microphone that is on receptionist headsets). I made them look like testicles over your ears and the mic...yep, it was a penis. This was how I became a millionaire.

If you are laughing so hard that you have wet yourself, go ahead and keep the soaked britches on because I have a dosey for you from last night.

In my dream I was single. I had no baby, I had no hubby. I just had a guy that I was dating that I really liked. He liked me too, but he was also always very guarded around me. Nervous that I was pulling the wool over his eyes. Afraid that I wasn't with him for the right reasons. We finally got to the point where we were going to take it to the next level if you know what I mean. He was being nervous, and I wanted to make sure he knew I was in it for the right reasons.

So, I put my hand on his leg and said,

"Remember, I love you and want to be with you for who you are........not because you are Justin Bieber."
Mothers, lock up your 16 year olds.


Melissa B. said...


Rain said...

That almost reminds me of my Elijah Wood/Hobbit dream! Except Elijah's my age! lol! It was all about the eyes & him wanting to be mine forever & that we would live in the hobbit house & be happy :)


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