In an effort to get a jump start on getting healthy I have decided to do a cleanse of sorts. I'm going to try to restart my system and get back on a fresh path. I'm not going to tell you all of the things this involves, but what I will share is it involves water. Copious amounts of water. Think Niagara Falls or maybe The Great Lakes. I'm sure you are thinking that I'm just exaggerating here, I've done it before on this blog. Although I will also not tell you exactly how much water I have to drink, I will tell you that I have to drink my body weight in ounces. That's alot. That's more than a gallon.
Today is the first day in and I've consumed just over a gallon at this point. I am pretty certain that I am either going to drown or I am going to wet myself. I think next week I'll rent a port-o-let and place it in my cubicle.