Sunday, January 11, 2009

Crazy with the Mad Libs!


I had fun with the little Mad Lib contest. Got a total of 4 entries, one of which was a bit late. I've been laughing about them all morning though. For that very reason, I simply cannot pick one winner! So.....Carol, Debie, Kim and Mom on Coulee.....you are all the winners of a Mad Lib prize pack. Even though I know most of you, please email me your mailing address staceyball at gmail dot com. Cause actually, even though I know most of you, I don't think I have your current mailing address! Of course I want to share all the Mad Lib stories with you so grab a seat and have fun reading. The title of the stories is "How to Find Food and Water in the Jungle."


Taking a trip to an exotic jungle can be very glittery. But what happens if a dog steals all your food and water? Instead of getting stuck eating plants and drinking orange juice, you'll need to find food and water slowly! Look for cupcakes or an apple tree and run it down. Scoop out the center of the tree's toast; the roots will then refill the stump with gasoline for about 14 days. you can also look for a river or a purse, but make sure it's a freshwater stream or else you will get small and shout "Poot!" When you get hungry, you can look for snakes and orangutans under logs or tree stumps. Pinch their bums off, and then take a big bite. Bon appetit!

Submitted by Carol Browne


Taking a trip to an exotic jungle can be very seductive. But what happens if a wombat steals all your food and water? Instead of getting stuck eating cacti and drinking syrup, you'll need to find food and water boldly! Look for burritos or a chicken nugget tree and run it down. Scoop out the center of the trees unicorn; the roots will then refill the stump with vodka for about 7 days. You can also look for a river or a flashlight, but make sure it's a freshwater stream or else you will get big and shout "Heeonk!" When you get hungry, you can look for llamas and crickets under logs or tree stumps. Pinch their toes off and then take a big bite. Bon appetit!



Taking a trip to an exotic jungle can be very brown. But what happens if an elephant steals all your food and water? Instead of getting stuck eating weeds and drinking oil, you'll need to find food and water bubbly! Look for brownies or a pizza tree and jump it down. Scoop out the center of the tree's television; the roots will then refill the stump with saliva for about 15 days. You can also look for a river or table, but make sure it's a freshwater stream or else you will get ridiculous and shout "Boink!" When you get hungry, you can look for trees and flowers under logs or tree stumps. Pinch their feet off and then take a big bite. Bon appetit!

Submitted by Mom on Coulee


Taking a trip to an exotic jungle can be very cranky. But what happens if a moose steals all your food and water? Instead of getting stuck eating babies and drinking gasoline, you'll need to find food and water sheepishly! Look for candy canes or a cauliflower tree and dance it down. Scoop out the center of the tree's tire; the roots will then refill the stump with breast milk for about 8 days. You can also look for a river or a corkscrew, but make sure it's a freshwater stream or else you will get nasty and shout "Hee Haw!" When you get hungry, you can look for starfish and hookers under logs or tree stumps. Pinch their belly buttons off and then take a big bite. Bon appetit!

Submitted by Kim




1 comment:

Deanna said...

Awesome! Great idea to have readers submit the words!

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