Oh puffy blue pillow, how I love thee. When we first met you were a tad too big for my liking, but now that I have grown I have no shame. I'm in love. I'm in lust. I see you and I want to sneak up on you and slowly take you in my mouth and then hump away like there is no tomorrow. I know sometimes I get a little rough my blue puffy lover, but it is all in good puppy fun. I may seem young for you, but I am wise beyond my years. Just remember, in dog years, I'm much older!
Love - Whisky